Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?
Me: The Vending Machine
*tries to make a joke on this website*
do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off
do you ever type a long rant and then at the end of it you select all of it and delete it because no one cares
when you have a crush and they touch you by accident or even just talk to you and you want to explode
IM CRYING I CONNECTED TO SOME KID ON OMEGLE AND THEN HE STARTED VACUUMING HIS NIPPLE