i kinda like tacos a lot :)
hi I'm abby and i laugh at my own jokes sometimes

hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

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Posted 9 seconds ago (originally hawti) + 56,356 notes

officialwhitegirls:

*tries to make a joke on this website* 

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(Source: officialwhitegirls, via baracknobama)

gaylordfagmaster:

pay me the right amount and i will do anything

(Source: gnarlywavedude, via hate)

telapathetic:

when some nasty anon tries to start shit with me

(via bastille)

Posted 1 hour ago (originally telapathetic) + 7,182 notes

(Source: willlaren, via greetings)

Posted 1 hour ago (originally willlaren) + 78,156 notes

(Source: larvitarr, via qothqueen)

Posted 1 hour ago (originally larvitarr) + 92,146 notes

cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

(Source: cucumberbatchin-gone, via asian)

jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

(via hate)

Posted 2 hours ago (originally jarrodis) + 417,336 notes

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

(via hate)

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

(via ugly)

guy:

do you ever type a long rant and then at the end of it you select all of it and delete it because no one cares

(Source: guy, via sniffing)

Posted 3 hours ago (originally guy) + 247,769 notes

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

(via bastille)

hbunot:

when you have a crush and they touch you by accident or even just talk to you and you want to explode

(Source: hbunot.com, via heart)

Posted 4 hours ago (originally hbunot) + 27,014 notes

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

IM CRYING I CONNECTED TO SOME KID ON OMEGLE AND THEN HE STARTED VACUUMING HIS NIPPLE

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(Source: meladoodle, via smosh)

Posted 5 hours ago (originally meladoodle) + 74,460 notes

spenceromg:

walt has no chill

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Posted 5 hours ago (originally spenceromg) + 48,125 notes