i kinda like tacos a lot :)
hi I'm abby and i laugh at my own jokes sometimes

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

(via greetings)

rabioheab:

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 

(via sniffing)

eridanssecondhalf:

“youre a good drawer”

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(via confirmance)

spookytotodile:

when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what

(Source: 420dongsquad, via bullied)

ernbarassing:

the better my hair looks the better i function in school

(Source: ernbarassing, via heart)

bussykween:

have you ever eaten ass?

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(via qothqueen)

Posted 1 hour ago (originally bussykween) + 54,626 notes

lamelohan:

whats the point of having a crush if you never have a chance???

(via ugly)

Posted 2 hours ago (originally lamelohan) + 158,858 notes
adhoption:


river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

(via tipslip)

6yr:

last name: blogger, first name: shitty

(Source: 6yr, via asian)

Posted 3 hours ago (originally 6yr) + 183,856 notes

(via joshpeck)

alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

(via bastille)

refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

(Source: trashboat, via stabs)

Posted 4 hours ago (originally trashboat) + 141,848 notes

internetexplorers:

STOP SCROLLING

quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful 

ok keep scrolling

(via heart)

ugly:

when you say ow but it doesn’t really hurt

(via baracknobama)

Posted 5 hours ago (originally ugly) + 11,192 notes